cold pop mode
| Height: | 27ft. 9in. |
|---|---|
| Weight: | 1,780 lbs. |
| Debut Comic: | "Ain't nobody got time fo dat" |
| Age: | 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, |
The Immortal black lady (A.K.A Sweet Brown or IBL) is widely considered to be the strongest character in all disto comics of all eras. Her catchphrase is "ain't nobody got time for that!"
Appearence: The immortal black lady looks like a fat, tall woman with an afro and a face that resembles the LOL face from Rage Comics.
Skills: The immortal black lady can power up to extreme measures. When in desperate situations, she can resort to COLD-POP mode, in which she glows in a mystical aura and wields two oversized blue cold-pops.
Family: The Immortal Black lady is the mother of disto and Lastic and the husband of Mark Henry. She is also the cousin of the Eternal white woman (who never made an appearence)
Trivia:
- The Immortal Black Lady used to just sit on the couch all day and watch TV before she got a character-boost
- The Immortal-Saurus from Jurlastic park is made to resemble her.
- The immortal black lady made a cameo appearence in Shot-Clock, battling Roydra in a tournament, in which she sadly lost.